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Mike Huss
Senior Member
Username: Mikhu
Post Number: 1035
Registered: 03-2003
| | Posted on Monday, March 06, 2006 - 04:36 pm: | 
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It's funny because it's true!
Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45793 |
Scott Manning
Intermediate Member
Username: Liquidbreaddiet
Post Number: 292
Registered: 06-2005
| | Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 04:50 pm: |
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funny cuz this is true too
Bush Calls Cabinet Meeting to Get Story Straight
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47726 |
davidw
Senior Member
Username: Davidw
Post Number: 1532
Registered: 03-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 05:09 pm: |
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I'm starting a new band, The Drunk Kennedys:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/05/kennedy.accident/index.html
And we will accept NO preferential treatment from Capitol police when gigging in DC. |
Chumley
Senior Member
Username: Chumley
Post Number: 4145
Registered: 02-2003
| | Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 06:01 pm: |
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Little David was in his fifth grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and he takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father?"
"No", said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." |
Bill Pierce
Moderator
Username: Billpierce
Post Number: 5341
Registered: 01-2002
| | Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 08:13 pm: |
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Chumley, the way I heard the joke the kid's father was a member of Congress. I think it holds for both parties. |
Ron Siddall
Junior Member
Username: El_cid
Post Number: 74
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 04:25 pm: |
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Don't you folks ever get tired of the holier than thou arguments? |
Bill Pierce
Moderator
Username: Billpierce
Post Number: 5384
Registered: 01-2002
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 05:08 pm: |
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Holier than thou, Ron? I think the point of the joke is that politicians and political types in general are held in not much higher regard than whores. Sometimes they don't seem to behave much differently. In the end I don't believe it matters greatly which party they belong to or on which end of the political spectrum they lie.
At least that's my read on the subject. |
Scott Manning
Intermediate Member
Username: Liquidbreaddiet
Post Number: 299
Registered: 06-2005
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 05:38 pm: |
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here you go ron - something that might explain it better
proper credit given to the creator of the comic strip Tom Tomorrow and source located at http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=20771 |
Ron Siddall
Junior Member
Username: El_cid
Post Number: 75
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 05:58 pm: |
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Bill, my point was in agreement with yours. Both parties suck. My point is how can someone take one side or the other when one is just as guilty as the other?
More of my point...how can someone say Repugs are bad when Demos are doing the same thing and vice a versa? Doesn't defending these idiots become tiresome?
If anyone needs further clarification, just advise. |
davidw
Senior Member
Username: Davidw
Post Number: 1537
Registered: 03-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 06:32 pm: |
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Heh heh, politicians. What maroons.
Me, I was making fun of the Kennedys. It's so easy to do.
Good, old, Ted:
"Where's my pants?!!?" |
Tim Wi
Intermediate Member
Username: Riverkeeper
Post Number: 421
Registered: 03-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 - 07:00 pm: |
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Should Edward Kennedy have served time for his drunkenness?
Mary Jo Kopechne is unavailable for comment. |
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