Post Number: 1100
|Posted on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 - 04:33 am: ||
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those
feelings" again ..
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Post Number: 5136
|Posted on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 - 02:16 pm: ||
Nobody ever expects another Hillary joke . . .
Post Number: 8119
|Posted on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 - 03:36 pm: ||
There's obviously something about the Clintons that brings out the hatred in a certain element.
Anyway, the joke reminds me slightly of another one. As I heard it, there were two farmers whose land adjoined each other along the Iowa-Minnesota border. For Chumley's sake, they could be ranchers along the border between Montana and Alberta.
Every year the two farmers/ranchers would get together during deer hunting season and hunt on each other's property. One year they happened to come upon a sheep that was caught in a fence. The Iowan/Montanan immediately dropped his pants and began humping the trapped animal.
"Ewwww! That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in my life," says the Minnesotan/Albertan. "Leave that poor sheep alone."
"Don't knock it if you haven't tried it," replies the other man as he continues taking his pleasure.
"I would, but I'm not sure how to get my neck twisted in the fence like that."
Post Number: 1101
|Posted on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 - 06:13 pm: ||
"brings out the hatred in a certain element"
Geez Bill, no hatred here, it's just a damn joke.
drive on thru--
As long as the Clintons or Smiths or Jones are in politics, there will always be jokes about them.
Post Number: 1240
|Posted on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 06:05 am: ||
Connie, that was what is known a "projection," a psychological mechanism in which one attributes to others one’s own unacceptable or unwanted thoughts and/or emotions.
Post Number: 1102
|Posted on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 10:04 am: ||
I don't need to get into an argument over a political funny...clinton & gore fans seem to be , well....never mind
Post Number: 18
|Posted on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 10:59 am: ||
purty funny... 'course the first time i heard it, it was nixon and agnew