michael murphy (126.96.36.199)
|Posted on Friday, September 20, 2002 - 08:25 pm: ||
3 Irish guys and 3 english guys are all going to the same confrence out of town, while in the ticket line at the station. The Irish guys buy only one ticket and the English guys but one a piece. They ask" why did you 3 buy just one ticket?" The Irish replied "we have a system to pay only one ticket and all three of us ride" the English men said we have to see this! When they boarded the train the English all took their designated seats and the Irish all three cramned in the same Bathroom. When the train started the conductor passed by and took the english mens tickets and then knocked on the bathroom door "ticket" and one arm shoot out the ticket. They stayed in the bathroom for the rest of the ride. After the event they all where comming back together, The English men decided to copy this new Irish techniqe. (The English always copy the Irish) And bought only one ticket. But the Irish didn't buy even one. They asked "why didn't you guys buy a ticket?" "Oh we have a new techniqe, where we don't buy any tickets" the English replied "We must see this"
So they all boarded the train and the english in one Bathroom and the Irish in the other. When the train started moving one of the Irish men came out and Knocked on the door of the English men. "TICKET"