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Chuck (216.94.196.239)
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 09:28 pm: | 
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6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USAToday
7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW - Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia(Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female(topless) crew
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs.)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 ••••, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, the Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated. (Hillary has a secret mole, Al looks real cold)
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20oz.New York Steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep |
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