Post Number: 130
Posted From: 126.96.36.199
|Posted on Thursday, November 25, 2010 - 02:39 am: ||
What a Real Woman Does
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind.
Post Number: 250
Posted From: 188.8.131.52
|Posted on Thursday, November 25, 2010 - 03:59 am: ||
Sounds about right. I'm still trying to figure out what changes in my wife's mind when she drinks beer. I plan on serving her my 9.3% ABV DIPA tomorrow (she loves beer, thank God). Perhaps we both shall gain confidence in ourselves as our sobriety diminishes. It's all in the name of science.