|Posted on Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:12 am: ||
Vote Early. Vote Often. Vote Gump.
The Beer Party has been formed as a less than serious attempt to provide levity to the current political season.
Our platform is deliberately designed to provoke controversy, at least on one point, with the hoped for result being more page hits.
This Presidential Campaign is a Zero Cost, No Endorsement, Seven Day effort that we hope will bring at least a grin.
PLEASE, visit http://www.jethrogump.com/gumpforprez/ and send this URL to everyone in your address book, and ask that they do the same!
No animals were harmed in the creation of this website, and we pledge that should we lose this election, which is more than likely, any invitations to the Inauguration of the winning Candidate shall be graciously accepted!
"The More I Know About Beer, The More I Realize I Need To Know More About Beer!"