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Ken Anderson
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Username: Ken75

Post Number: 918
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Friday, August 19, 2005 - 09:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

An elderly couple had been dating for some time.

Finally they decided it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it would really work out. They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on.

Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment.

Then looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?

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