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Steve Pierson
Username: Stevepierson

Post Number: 222
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 - 03:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****ing blanket!"

After a brief moment of silence, he farted......
None of us knows more than all of us. - Bill Herzog

Doug Pescatore
Senior Member
Username: Doug_p

Post Number: 1590
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 - 01:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

If I could give 100 stars I would.....

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