Topics Topics Help/Instructions Help Edit Profile Profile Member List Register  
Search Last 1 | 3 | 7 Days Search Search Tree View Tree View  

Visit The Brewery's sponsor!
Brews & Views Bulletin Board Service * Humor * The mind of a six year old - True Story < Previous Next >

  Thread Last Poster Posts Pages Last Post
  Start New Thread        

Author Message

Stephen K.
Posted on Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 02:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

The mind of a six year old is wonderful. True story.

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said,

"Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class,

"And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said,

"I think he said - 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes

Add Your Message Here
Bold text Italics Underline Create a hyperlink Insert a clipart image

Username: Posting Information:
This is a private posting area. Only registered users and moderators may post messages here.
Options: Enable HTML code in message
Automatically activate URLs in message