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Connie
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Username: Connie

Post Number: 1003
Registered: 10-2000
Posted on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 - 01:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.

Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support"

Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"
 

Rick Dau
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Username: Rcthd

Post Number: 15
Registered: 08-2003
Posted on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 - 12:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Good one, fits about right
 

Miker
Advanced Member
Username: Miker

Post Number: 665
Registered: 02-2003
Posted on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 - 03:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

The best panhandling sign I ever saw was when I lived near Tucson where there was a panhandler at every major intersection. This down-and-out-looking guy had a sign that said,
"I won't lie to you. I really need a beer."

I was in the opposite lane or I would have given him a buck or two just for being honest.
 

Bob Wall
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Username: Brewdudebob

Post Number: 839
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 - 04:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I remember seeing a photo of a guy holding a sign that read something like this:

"Booze and hookers ain't cheap.
I need all the help I can get.
Just look at me"
"If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt on your part to deprive me of happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know this material. I'll be out on the playground."
-- Calvin

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