Post Number: 1003
|Posted on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 - 01:27 am: ||
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp.
Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support"
Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"
Post Number: 15
|Posted on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 - 12:53 am: ||
Good one, fits about right
Post Number: 665
|Posted on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 - 03:34 pm: ||
The best panhandling sign I ever saw was when I lived near Tucson where there was a panhandler at every major intersection. This down-and-out-looking guy had a sign that said,
"I won't lie to you. I really need a beer."
I was in the opposite lane or I would have given him a buck or two just for being honest.
Post Number: 839
|Posted on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 - 04:16 pm: ||
I remember seeing a photo of a guy holding a sign that read something like this:
"Booze and hookers ain't cheap.
I need all the help I can get.
Just look at me"
"If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt on your part to deprive me of happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know this material. I'll be out on the playground."