Post Number: 1013
|Posted on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 02:27 pm: ||
The Atlanta Airport
Some of you will enjoy this more than others - Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY -
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?
Post Number: 7455
|Posted on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 05:21 pm: ||
Just as a point of fact (I'm sure Graham will confirm this), for a plane landing from the west it would be runway 9R, and for one landing from the east it would be runway 27L.
(Message edited by BillPierce on July 17, 2007)
Post Number: 4960
|Posted on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 11:10 pm: ||
Now that is what I call Bill Piercing a joke.