Post Number: 1007
|Posted on Wednesday, August 15, 2007 - 01:30 am: ||
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of
drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll
give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
The room falls silent and no one takes up the Texan's offer, but one man
(a blonde guy, of course!) leaves the pub. Thirty minutes later the same
gentleman who left, shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of
Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint
glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me
askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes?"
"Oh..." says the blonde, "I had to go to the pub down the street to see
if I could do it first."