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Belly Buster Bob
Senior Member
Username: Canman

Post Number: 2981
Registered: 02-2003
Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 01:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

14/17 for me...I AM CANADIAN!!!!!

A Little Canadian Humour
> >
> > Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say
about Canucks

> > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
> > May you may live in Canada .

> > If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
> > they don't work there, you may live in Canada .

> > If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may
live in Canada

> > If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
> > who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada

> > If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the
> > weekend, you may live in Canada .

> > If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada

> > If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
> > once, you may live in Canada

> > If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
> > and back again, you may live in Canada

> > If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada

> > If you install security lights on your house and garage,
> > but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada
> >
> > If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to
> > use them, you may live in Canada
> >
> > If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over snowsuit, you may live in Canada
> >
> > If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going
> > 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada
> >
> > If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
> > filled with snow, you may live in Canada
> >
> > If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
> > winter and road construction, you may live in Canada
> >
> > If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
> > you may live in Canada .
> >
> > If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in
Canada
 

Chumley
Senior Member
Username: Chumley

Post Number: 5228
Registered: 02-2003
Posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 12:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

>> If after growing hops for 6 years in your garden and the tallest they have ever grown is half a meter, you may live in Canada
 

Bill Pierce
Moderator
Username: Billpierce

Post Number: 8309
Registered: 01-2002
Posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 04:30 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I know it's not humor ("humour" for the Canucks), but you should see the Hallertau hop arbor that grows on the patio at a beer bar in a neighboring (again, "neighbouring") city. They don't do anything but let them come up every spring, yet they harvest more than a pound (ok, 500 grams) every fall.

(Message edited by BillPierce on January 09, 2008)
 

Belly Buster Bob
Senior Member
Username: Canman

Post Number: 2991
Registered: 02-2003
Posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 02:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

don't start with me Chumster
 

Dan Listermann
Senior Member
Username: Listermann

Post Number: 5229
Registered: 03-2004
Posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 03:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Middle Island,Ont., in Lake Erie, is further south than the northern California border.

(Message edited by listermann on January 09, 2008)
 

Bill Pierce
Moderator
Username: Billpierce

Post Number: 8312
Registered: 01-2002
Posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 09:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Actually, a small portion of the Canadian mainland near the north shore of Lake Erie is south of the Oregon-California border. I live 50 miles north of Lake Erie at the same latitude or somewhat south of Concord, New Hampshire, La Crosse, Wisconsin and Eugene, Oregon. Chumley, that places you in the Great White North.

Last Monday night (January 7) a portion of southern Ontario was briefly under a tornado watch, a winter first. If global warming continues, who's to say what won't be grown in Canada?
 

Belly Buster Bob
Senior Member
Username: Canman

Post Number: 2992
Registered: 02-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 10, 2008 - 12:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

sorry Bill, we're not ready for Chumster up here. Chumley, you'll have to move.
Btw...been out ice fishing yet? Some really nice jumbo perch last week here for me
 

Chumley
Senior Member
Username: Chumley

Post Number: 5230
Registered: 02-2003
Posted on Friday, January 11, 2008 - 09:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

We have caught some nice perch here as well. I caught this trout yesterday:

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8366/dscf0256gp6.jpg

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