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Connie
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Username: Connie

Post Number: 1360
Registered: 10-2000
Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 07:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

OK, let's see who gets offended with this one...

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their
stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and
pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that
only Ernie was left..

'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot
in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break ,and
then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She
shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
last Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your daddy tell you
was the moral to this horrible story?

Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'
 

Paul Hayslett
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Username: Paulhayslett

Post Number: 2101
Registered: 02-2002
Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 07:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Now THAT's funny!!
 

Patrick C.
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Username: Patrickc

Post Number: 867
Registered: 01-2001
Posted on Thursday, March 19, 2009 - 12:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Was she a Marine aviator? :-)
 

Connie
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Username: Connie

Post Number: 1361
Registered: 10-2000
Posted on Thursday, March 19, 2009 - 12:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

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