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Username: Connie

Post Number: 1549
Registered: 10-2000
Posted on Friday, August 13, 2010 - 09:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska
for some sightseeing. . He was cruising along the camp-ground in the Pope
mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A
helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and
a 'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically
and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a
10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican
loggers with 'Go Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44
magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long
clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto
the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured democrat
in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was
a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven
and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive,
or do we need to go back to Illinois and get another one?

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