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Vinnie the Riddler (aus-dsl150-cust131.mpowercom.net - 208.57.150.131)
Posted on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?

A: ?
 

Paul Johnsen (dsl-6-38.isd.net - 208.153.206.38)
Posted on Saturday, January 26, 2002 - 12:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

That depends. With whom does she want to have sex?
 

Bill Pierce (12-249-111-122.client.attbi.com - 12.249.111.122)
Posted on Saturday, January 26, 2002 - 03:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Reminds me of one of Rodney Dangerfield's old monologues: "My wife likes to talk during sex. She calls me from the motel."
 

Vinnie the Riddler (aus-dsl150-cust131.mpowercom.net - 208.57.150.131)
Posted on Monday, January 28, 2002 - 03:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what your wife wants?

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