[Cheese] Fwd: Re: hbd.org mailing list memberships reminder

[Pat Babcock]

Just so you know who you were dealing with, here is a mailing sent to the mailman-owner
account by the PPRCompany at aol.com address that was sending BS about spam to the list. I have
blacklisted the address from participating in any of the domains hosted by the HBD. Don't
need that kind of "participation".

Jack, fret not. Problem alleviated.

-p


Congratulations, you are a winner

You have scored minus 123 points,  this is very low indeed

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The CrapScan  team